The Alcohol Abuse-Excuse Generator takes the most common rationalizations or "excuses" for potentially harmful behavior and scrambles them up to create entirely new ones.
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Alcohol Abuse-Excuses
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1. Everybody else is doing it so why shouldn't I?
2. I only drink on weekends.
3. I don't see anything bad happening to me so far.
4. I can stop anytime I want to.
5. I am the way I am.
6. I'll only do it for a while.
7. If I didn't do this I'd be doing something worse.
8. I only do it to relax.
9. My problem is no worse than yours.
10. We all have to die sometime.
11. What I do is not binge drinking.
12. I'm not an alcoholic.
13. Drinking helps me forget my problems.
14. I don't want to be left out.
15. I'm not hurting anybody but myself.
16. I only get drunk once in a while.
17. Drinking helps me overcome my shyness.
18. It helps me relate better to other people.
19. It's only a problem if you do it everyday.
20. Now is not a good time to stop.
21. If I don't drink, they'll think I'm a snob.
22. I'm not nearly as bad as other people.
23. It's rude to refuse.
24. I only drink a little.
25. I don't have a problem.
26. Drinking helps me to be more confident.
27. Nobody is going to tell ME what to do.
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These tired old excuses are so lame and overused that it's time to come up with some new ones.
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Click on the button below and the Abuse-Excuse Generator will scramble up the top alcohol abuse-excuses to create entirely new ones.
(Don't worry if they don't make any sense --
neither did the old ones).
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Instructions:
1. Click the excuse button.
2. Watch a new excuse appear in the box.
3. Repeat using your Enter/Return key.
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Warning: Use of these excuses may be hazardous to your health.
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on Wednesday, January 20 2010 and is filed under Fun.
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